Vera picks up on the second ring, quotes from your own price list and books the job. Talk to her right now — she'll answer you the way she'd answer your customer.
Three minutes · email so we can send you the transcript of your own call
Or just dial her right now, nothing to fill in: +1 424 781 1913 · the call runs up to fifteen minutes
Setup — $1,000, then $199 a month. Leave any month. What's included →
The arithmetic
Everyone sells answering services with «you're losing calls». We checked the current numbers: depending on the trade, between fourteen and forty-four percent go unanswered. Not sixty-two — that figure comes from a test run in 2013.
Here's what matters more. Across seventy million calls, 64% of businesses never ask the caller to buy or book anything. They pick up. They talk. They let go.
And calling back no longer works: 86% of calls from an unknown number in the US go unanswered. A missed call used to be a delayed call. Now it's a lost one.
The problem isn't that nobody picked up. It's that somebody picked up and offered nothing.
Try it
Call her and ask anything you like — price, hours, something you don't even offer. She answers the way she'd answer a customer of yours.
From any phone: +1 424 781 1913. Nothing to fill in. That is the agent itself, not a recording and not a demo reel.
The call runs up to fifteen minutes. When the time is up she says goodbye herself and gives you the email to write to — she does not cut out mid-sentence. She will not warn you in advance: a phone line cannot do that, and we are not going to promise it.
After every call
Seven fields, and the last one is the one nobody else sends: the question she couldn't answer. That's how the brief gets better every week — not because we guessed, but because a real caller asked something that wasn't in it.
What changes
Now
Ringing, or voicemail. In the morning, a list of missed calls — and calling back barely works, because people don't answer unknown numbers.
After
Picked up on the second ring. Around the clock, holidays included. People get an answer when they ask the question.
Now
«We'd need to take a look, leave your number.» Half of callers hang up and go to the neighbour who gave them a figure.
After
A range with conditions in forty seconds, from your own price list. Where a price genuinely can't be given, she says why and what happens next.
Now
A conversation, then goodbye. Two thirds of businesses never propose a booking at all — that's a measurement, not our opinion.
After
She offers a specific slot and asks again. That's the Closer — an add-on to Vera, included in the pair.
Now
With other people's bots — unknown. The owner hears about the problem from a customer who's already annoyed.
After
A twelve-field brief, signed by you. Every answer she gives is checked against it mechanically. Once a week you get a note showing where she drifted.
Now
Annual contract, auto-renewal, ninety days' notice to cancel. The number often turns out to belong to the vendor, and you can't take it with you.
After
The number stays yours — we forward from the one you already have. Month to month, no auto-renewal, one click to leave.
Price
Setup isn't «connecting you to something». Nothing on the right is our number.
| A twelve-field briefPrices, what you do and don't do, hours, service area, phrases that are off limits. Taken in conversation, and it stays yours | $300 |
| Her script written against your price listNot a template. We write it, you read it and correct it. Until you've signed it, she doesn't go live | $600 |
| Thirty test calls before launchThe same thirty calls we sell separately as an audit. Here they're included | $750 |
| The audit report, in your handsWhat we asked, what she answered, what we fixed before she went live | $500 |
| Forwarding from your existing numberThe number stays yours. To leave, you just remove the forward | $200 |
| If bought separately | $2,350 |
| Setup | $1,000 |
Worth noticing: the thirty test calls before launch are the same product we sell on its own for $450. Buy Vera and the audit comes inside.
| Monthly | What's included | Price |
| VERAsetup $1,000 | 1,000 minutes. An email after every call — seven fields, including the one she couldn't answer. Weekly check against your brief. | $199/mo |
| + THE CLOSERan add-on to Vera | All of the above plus closing: handles objections, offers a specific slot, asks again. And follow-up by email and text for anyone who didn't decide on the call. | +$1,500 setup $399/mo 1,500 minutes · setup $2,500 in total |
| Booking into your calendaradd-on, not sold alone | She checks your open slots and creates the appointment herself. | +$300 +$50/mo |
Over the allowance, $0.25 a minute.
Something we say out loud even though we don't have to. A voice assistant off the shelf costs $29 to $199 a month. If all you need is for the phone to be answered, go there — that's honest advice and we're giving it first. We cost more for three things: the script is written against your price list and signed by you, every answer is checked against that script, and you see in numbers what's happening on the line.
Ten working days
Forty minutes on the phone. One question: what counts as the right answer here. Out of that comes the twelve-field brief.
We write her script against your prices. You read and correct it. Until you sign it, she doesn't go live.
Thirty test calls across a grid of hours, including awkward questions and things you don't do. We fix whatever surfaces.
Forwarding from your existing number. The number stays yours.
Live, and the test report in your hands.
A weekly note showing where she drifted from the brief. Any change to her script triggers a full re-run.
Guarantees
Not live in ten working days — the month is free
The clock starts when you sign the brief, not when you pay.
If she breaks, we switch her off the same day and don't bill the month
Not «we'll look into it», not «we've queued it». Off, calls back to you, fixed, back on. The month it happened in isn't charged.
One click to leave
Month to month, no auto-renewal, no notice period. The number is yours — you simply remove the forward. The brief and every transcript go with you.
No percentage, no number of bookings, no payback period. How many people book depends on your market and your prices, not on who picked up the phone. What we promise is that the phone gets answered and that you see every conversation.
Fair questions
«My customers will be annoyed it's a robot»
People aren't annoyed by a robot, they're annoyed by a wall. Vera says in her first sentence that she isn't a person, and she'll put you through to a human at any point. What actually infuriates callers is not being able to reach anyone at all.
«There's one for $49 a month»
There is, and it works. If all you need is for the phone to be answered — take it, genuinely. Three things differ: her script is written against your price list and signed by you, every answer is mechanically checked against that script, and once a week you see where she drifted. At $49 nobody rewrites the prompt, and there's nothing to check it against.
«What if she says something she shouldn't»
She will, occasionally — that's physics, not a defect: every model loses accuracy over a long conversation, and that's measured. Which is why there's a checker comparing each of her answers against the brief you signed, and why we sell audits of other people's bots as a separate product. If she breaks, we switch her off the same day and don't bill the month.
"I'm not sure this is actually my problem"
Then don't buy this one. We have a separate step for exactly that case — when everything hurts at once or you can't tell where: the deep diagnostic. A study of your business from open sources and your own answers, $500 once, credited against your first implementation payment. If we don't see where it pays off for you, we'll say so. What's in it →
Call her and ask anything. We'll send you the transcript of your own conversation.
Three minutes · nothing to install · transcript by email