The deep diagnostic is a study of your business, built from open sources and your own answers. What you get is a document: where you lose customers, ranked, and which lever to pull first.
$500 · card payment · the questionnaire opens right after
$500 once. Credited against the first implementation payment. What's included →
Who shouldn't buy this
We sell three separate pieces of work: a phone line audit, a voice receptionist, and visibility inside AI answers. If you already know where your hole is, take one of those and walk past this page — it is cheaper and faster.
The diagnostic is for the other case: when everything hurts at once, or you can't tell where. When the site was rebuilt, the ads were switched on, revenue didn't move, and nobody can say which part is at fault.
What you get
Your difference in one sentence that works on the page and in a conversation. Plus the load-bearing logic: what your product is made of and in what order it delivers.
A portrait of your buyer in his own words: what he actually pays for, what he fears, what he argues with. That is the language your copy and your sales calls then use.
Where exactly you lose customers — ranked, not listed. And which lever to pull first.
We look at your market through open sources ourselves rather than taking your word for it. What they show, what you don't, and where your blind spot is.
Exactly three places where AI gives you money or time, tied to your losses. Not "adopt AI".
All of the above as a finished PDF. It stays yours even if you never work with us again.
One on one, walking through the finished document: what to do first, in what order, and why. We work through it, we don't present it.
How it runs
By card through Stripe. The amount is credited against your first payment if you go on to implementation.
Sixty-eight questions, forty of them required. You fill it in at your own pace: answers are saved in your browser, so you can close the tab and come back.
Three working days. We study your market, your competitors and your answers. We build the DNA, the map of leaks and the places for AI.
The email with the booking link arrives right after the questionnaire. Only the slots the work will be ready for are open in the calendar.
The PDF arrives before the meeting, so you read it in your own time. The session works through what you've read.
Price
Implementation is priced from the services and products you choose. The diagnostic is credited against implementation from $2,000 up. So if you go further, it cost you nothing.
Free for the first ten, in exchange for a testimonial. We publish a case only with your written consent and only in the form you approve. The promo code FIRST10 goes in at checkout. Open right now: —
Honest, before you pay
If we don't see where this pays off for you, we'll say so
We won't stretch a conclusion to sell you the next step. It happens, and when it does you'll hear it on the session, not a month later.
The document is yours either way
Don't go on to implementation and the PDF is still yours. It is a finished thing, not bait.
We don't need access to your money
We work under NDA. Your accounts, your CRM and your customer list are not needed and we don't ask for them — only your words and open sources.
What we don't promise
No percentage of growth, no number of leads, no payback date. That depends on your market and on what you do with the study.
Honest questions
"I already know my own business"
You do, better than we ever will. What we bring isn't knowledge of your business — it's the view from outside: how a buyer seeing you for the first time reads you, and what open sources say about you. Nobody can see that spot from the inside, us included.
"For that money I'll hire a marketer"
Hire one, if you know what to hand them. A marketer executes the task; the diagnostic is what defines it. Five hundred dollars not to spend five thousand pointed the wrong way.
"What if you find nothing"
Then we'll say so, and you'll hear it first. You still get the document — it will say what we looked at and why we found nothing. That's an answer too, and it's cheaper than reaching it yourself six months from now.
The list of seven above is exactly what lands in the PDF. Not one line more.
$500 · credited against the first implementation payment · free for the first ten